Tuesday, April 28, 2015

Provisioning


(Or, how neurotic can one person be?) 


We'll leave Seattle on the morning of Friday, May 22, head north through Puget Sound, and then west in the Strait of Juan de Fuca. We're planning to use our motor, not our sails, for most of this portion of the trip, so when we get to Neah Bay, right before we meet the Pacific Ocean, we'll refuel and wait for good weather to head out into open water. From there, we'll hoist the sails and head south along the west coast of the US, bearing west when the winds change direction. After we leave Neah Bay, we won't stop until we make it to Hilo, on the big island. Our intention is to fly back to Seattle on June 14.

Part of what all of that means is that when we leave on May 22, we'll need to have everything we're going to use until June 14. That's 24 days. That's a lot of food. (And a lot of books. And a lot of toilet paper.) This post will tell you about our provisioning, but it'll probably tell you more about my freaky weirdness. Yay. Fun times ahead.

I'm packing a few different options for breakfasts (oatmeal, cereal and milk boxes, eggs) and lunches (macaroni & cheese, ramen noodles, peanut butter and rice cakes). I'm hoping we'll all be able to eat most of those meals together, but everyone will be responsible for choosing -- and preparing! -- their own food. We're going to make an even stronger effort to have dinner together every evening, and I've mapped out a menu for that. I've planned every dinner for our trip, and I tried to space things out so that we won't have meals with the same proteins or the same "flavor family" too close together. (No two consecutive nights of Mexican meals, for example.) I can recognize that this might be ridiculous, but I can't seem to help myself. I was hoping I could also avoid having too much carb repetition, but those are going to be mostly rice and pasta, so it's hard to keep that from getting boring. I also have to store things within the limits of a 12-cubic-inch freezer, a dorm-sized refrigerator, and the various other random spaces on the boat. I've started freezing a few things to make things a little easier, but still, we'll be opening a lot of boxes and cans.

I don't know how much the boat will be rolling around on any given day, and I don't want to have to dig through lots of stuff to find what I need, so I've numbered all of the ingredients for each meal, and  as much as possible, I'll be storing them together by day number. I've got plastic boxes to store things so that it all stays nice and dry and contained. We'll be using the same boxes to store the garbage when we're finished eating. Right now, I've only got about a quarter of the food we'll need, and the sheer volume is already overwhelming.

Finally: snacks and confessions. Confession #1: I get seasick. Sometimes I can overcome it with my superhuman mind power, but when that fails, I'm a firm believer in the healing powers of Tostitos Hint of Lime. I can usually knock out about a bag a day, but frankly, 24 full-sized bags sounds excessive even to me. Confession #2: I really, really don't like sharing my food, even with my own children, especially when that food is in limited supply. I'm trying to decide if I can manage with only 12 bags, and if so, where I can hide them all so only I know where they are. This is difficult. The boat's not that big. The runner-up seasickness cure is Distler's Fiery Pretzels. These come in 2-ounce bags, so I've just placed an order for 48 of those. That might be enough to survive. Maybe. Stay tuned.



Wednesday, April 22, 2015

One month from now...

This summer, we're going to sail from Seattle to Hawaii. We expected to be completely out of touch, but we've had a few requests for updates, so we've decided to keep a blog for people to follow our progress and be reassured that we haven't all drowned. At the very least, we'll try to post our location every few days. Our departure date is May 22. 




I'm giving answers to some of the questions we're asked often, but if you want to know something we haven't answered here, let us know! 

Who's going? Just the four of us: Jason, Polly, Grace, and Nora. Polly will be doing most of the blog posts. When she's barfing over the side of the boat, Jason will take over. We're told it takes about three days for the seasickness to abate, so...we'll see.

Are you taking a crew? No. It's just the four of us.

How old are your kids? Grace is fourteen and Nora is twelve.

What kind of boat do you have? Pensive is a 43-foot Beneteau. We've added a watermaker, solar panels, and a wind generator, along with a few other luxuries like a life raft and some man-overboard beacons. Let's hope we don't need those.

Why is it named Pensive? In the Harry Potter books, Professor Dumbledore has a Pensieve, a vessel that stores his memories. We thought it sounded like a good name, but we changed the spelling. I'm not sure why.

Why are you doing this? Why not? It was Jason's idea, and we all thought it sounded like fun.

Have you done anything like this before? Not really. We've sailed before, of course, but not on an ocean voyage. 

How long will it take you? About three weeks. We think. We're just hoping to get to Hawaii. We've hired someone to bring the boat home for us.

What are you going to eat? Spam, ramen noodles, and tortilla chips. We also have espresso, tequila, and chocolate milk. (Just kidding. Kind of. We don't really have tequila. It's an alcohol-free trip. Other than that, we're going to try to eat as normally as possible, although we realize that fresh produce might be hard to find. I'm trying to prep and freeze as much as I can before we leave. Our freezer is about 12 cubic inches, though, so we'll see how well that works.) 

How will you do laundry? Seriously? We're alone on a BOAT. In the OCEAN. If our clothes get really filthy, we'll just take them off. We do plan to shower before we fly home. You're welcome, fellow passengers.